Not too long ago my wife and I were traveling to Virginia. We left right after church and were planning to drive through the night. Our kids were young at the time and had fallen asleep. As you know, your life goes a lot easier, especially on road trips, if you let your kids sleep. It was around 9pm and we hadn’t eaten yet so we decided to hit the drive thru of a hamburger franchise that will go unnamed (to protect the guilty). I had taken a few boring bites, but that next one did me in. The texture was all wrong. I slowly started pulling something out of my mouth that would forever shade my view of restaurants. I pulled out a straw wrapper! How in the world did that end up on my burger? Straws aren’t even in the same areas as food prep in ANY restaurant. It had to be deliberately placed on my hamburger. That got my wheels spinning…what else was on my hamburger? Was that really mayonnaise?